WARNING!
TEAM
ROSTER
NSFAQ
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LOST
IN TRANSLATION
A BATTLE CLAN
FOR MULTI PLAYER GAMES
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a multiplayer game is a game where multiple people play against or with
each other...
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sometimes split screen but preferably on a lan or over the internet ...
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a group of people teaming up to play such a game is called a clan ...
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we are such a clan, we are dutch, we don't take ourselves too seriously,
we are...
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lost in translation ...
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this has nothing to do with the movie, we came first!...
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NSFAQ
NOT
SO FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
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here are those answers to the questions you haven't been able to
figure out yet, cool huh?...
WHO?
YOU
WOULD NOT WANT TO KNOW, NOW WOULD YOU?
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Who is us? You wouldn't want to know, now would you? It's rather... ill
advisable. That's why we try to protect the innocent, by using false names
and aliases, and refrain from publishing raw and unprocessed mugshots...
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WHY?
REALITY
HAS NEVER STOPPED AN IDIOT.
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We haven't got a clue! Well... perhaps we do. Avid gamers, I guess... now
and again :-) We're not good, and we don't expect to become good. Ever.
Period. But that doesn't stop us. Reality has never stopped an idiot of
becoming a hero...
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WHAT?
BLAST
BOOM RACE RUN FIGHT BATTLE WIN AND LOSE.
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Whatever! We play anything, as long as we can beat eachother or someone
else. Not everything works on the InterNet, so some games are rather...
restricted in scope or geographical spread... Otherwise it's just the ping
that counts...
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WORDS?
BUZZ
BUZZ BLA BLA CLANNISH BUZZ WORDS.
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Callsign - id, tag, callsign, aka, alias, names given or taken, to protect
the members from the IRS...
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Camper - someone who sticks to a specific place looking for an easy kill,
waiting for other players or monsters to 'respawn' or come into the play
or game. Effective but a bit unsporting...
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Clan - a group of people teaming up to play a game. In some games you can
participate as teams or clans. Some people take it very seriously. We don't...
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Contributed link - we care about your intellecutual development. That's
why we searched the web and found some intellectual places for you...
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Email - in case you want to contact one of us. No lawsuits please...
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Ego-shooter - also known as FPS or first person shooter... run around and
blast your enemies, for example Unreal Tournament and Quake...
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Homepage - some place on the web where you can find out more the specific
idiot...
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Role - the clan members place in the larger picture, their role in the
universe, the very essence of their being...
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RTS - Real Time Strategy - lots of small tanks or soldiers and stuff, you'll
have to mine oil or gold, build new buildings to get more options etc.
etc. Examples: Warcraft and Command and Conqueror...
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Rush - a blitz attack early in an RTS
game, where the attacker often ignores building up his forces in favour
of a quick and early kill...
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WHEN?
WE
ARE NOT GOING TO TELL YOU.
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There's no regular schedule, or any event... yet. But no one can tell.
(Note from the webmaster: we'll have to put a public email address up here,
guys.)
Unfortunately,
we're not that good, so you are warned: you could win. In fact, it's quite
likely you will win. But don't worry. We are not going to tell you we told
you so...
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WHERE?
VACANCIES?
ANYONE?
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we're (currently) all located in the Netherlands (for a decent sum, we'd
be willing to move though). And we play at home, on a lan, perhaps on the
InterNet, perhaps on a lan party...
It's
not a job suitable for everyone, so if anybody has such a vacancy, we'd
be mighty interested! At home, at lan party's, on the InterNet...
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GAMES
THE
NAME OF THE GAME...
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Internet - via Internet or played on the web... these are games that can
be played on the Internet, meaning that you don't have to leave your house
to beat the crap out of your friends :-) Most if not all of these games
can be played over a Lan as well...
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Nox
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Dark Reign
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Red Alert 2
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StarCraft
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Unreal Tournament
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Lan - setup a network at home, invite your friends, and (again) beat the
crap out of them :-) Most games that can be played via the InterNet (listed
above) can be played via a Lan as well, and some games that do not have
Internet support can still be played over the Internet using special software
such as Kahn...
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Warcraft II
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SCHEDULE
THE
END OF THE WORLD MIGHT BE SOONER THAN YOU THINK.
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No events scheduled
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you can always try the 'Korean Bunker' on the European RA2 server and look
for people belonging to the [ L!T ] clan...
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MEMBERSHIP
OH,
YOU WANT TO JOIN US? (POOR BASTARD)
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boy, are you sure? (And if you're a girl, run away!) Just contact us, there
are some minimal requirements that even we haven't figured out ourselves...
but as we have become members ourselves, the requirements must be pretty
damn low...
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CHEF'S
SUGGESTION OF THE DAY
REVENGE IS A DISH
BEST SERVED COLD.
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but we like it hot! ...
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